tumblrbot asked: WHAT IS YOUR EARLIEST HUMAN MEMORY?
well human memory thats tricky….. busting my ass when i escaped from the crib and my sister woke up and just put me back in there.
just realized how stupid i really am. i was freaking out because i couldnt feel my thumb for a while i kept moving it around and trying everything but i couldn’t get it to wake up so im about to go wake up my mom and spaz to her when i realize that ive got a million pony tails / hair ties / whatever the fuck you call them on my wrist. …. i can feel my thumb now.
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so ive just spent like 20 whole minutes putting my old bed together in my room, at the foot of my bed. because my sister and her son have taken over my room. i meant for her to sleep on it. but nope. guess whos sleeping on the twin bed while shes on my queen bed. with my zebra sheets. slut.